Anonymous asked: Hey Guido~ <3
sup boo thang
Jizzer
April 24 2011
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11·34 pm
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SWAG
- Me- i dropped my phone in the toilet.
- Alex- thats gross did you poop on it?
- Me- no i pissed on it.
- Alex- thats gross ive never dropped my phone in the toilet, only chocolate. (and something else i cant remember cause whatev alex says isnt important)
- Me- WELL I HAVE AND ITS NOT GROSS NOW MY PHONE HAS BEEN BAPTISED IN MY PISS AAND IT IS BLESSED NOW IT IS A HOLY PHONE.
- Alex- thats disgusting go sit in a cornor somewhere.
- Me- i went to church today, i got inspired by my piss.
- Alex- im scared im gonna fail my exam.
- Me- i will bless ur exam with my piss.
- Alex- no thanks your phone is blessed enough.
April 17 2011
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04·09 pm
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April 15 2011
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11·40 pm
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“Too many people grow up. That’s the real trouble with the world, too many people grow up. They forget. They don’t remember what it’s like to be 12 years old. They patronize, they treat children as inferiors. Well I won’t do that.”
- Walt Disney
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